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Tuesday, 25 September 2012

I'm bloody hungry!

Unfortunately I can't eat brains, or other people so I must find cans of pasta, meat, etc.

So there I am, blinking red hunger icon, low on blood but with matches, fire wood, and hunting knife.  I run along, hoping to god I find something I can kill and cook.  In the distance I see a sheep, wandering around - jackpot!  I run in, get within 2 feet of it and it fooking despawns!  ARGH!  I think sod it and run towards a group of houses in the distance, I get attacked by loads of them and just throw my arms up in the air and let them kill me.

Grr!  Oh well, alpha is alpha - time to start again!

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